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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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