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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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