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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Darth Vader eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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