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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Sugar eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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