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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Sugar eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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