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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Roxy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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