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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Piper eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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