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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Ginger eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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