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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Ginger eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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