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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dixie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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