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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Minnie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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