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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Minnie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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