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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Peanut eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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