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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Pepper eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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