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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Champ eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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