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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Champ eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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