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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Oscar eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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