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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Oscar eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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