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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Sparky eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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