Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.