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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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