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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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