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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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