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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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