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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rufus eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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