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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rufus eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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