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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Murphy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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