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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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