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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dexter eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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