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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Widget eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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