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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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