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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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