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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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