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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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