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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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