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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Simpkins eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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