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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Jenkins eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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