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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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