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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Misty eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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