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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Gizmo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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