Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.