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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Simba eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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