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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Simba eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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