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Pet death
My
step-uncle
had their beloved pet
rabbit 🐰
Maggie
eaten by
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a cow 🐮
a hippo 🦛
a hyena 🐺
an elephant 🐘
a turkey 🦃
an ostrich 🐦
a velociraptor 🦖
a tiger 🐯
a warthog 🐗
a bull 🐮
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