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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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