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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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