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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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