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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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