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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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