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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Luna eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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