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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Teddy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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