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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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