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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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