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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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