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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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