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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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