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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Smeagol eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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