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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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