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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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