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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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