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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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