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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Weasley eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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