Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.