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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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