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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Trotsky eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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