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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Trotsky eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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