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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Kirk eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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